4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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