But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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