well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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