Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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