So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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