when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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