never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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