I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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