He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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