im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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