you guys were way drunker than both of me
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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