i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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