I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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