So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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