Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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