OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
