I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Randomize
