Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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