I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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