Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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