so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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