I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize