and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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