i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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