I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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