white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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