is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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