he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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