kristin has been a bad kristin
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's rum buckets o'clock
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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