I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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