I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Dear god my vagina.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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