Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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