i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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