Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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