Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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