how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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