Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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