Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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