Where did you get a picture of my penis
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize