Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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