Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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