take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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