what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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