North Korea, Best Korea!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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