I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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