Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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