watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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