the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
