did you get engaged???
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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