with your own penis?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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