"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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