We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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