Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Bring me that man meat
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Randomize
