No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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