Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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